girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
clearly this man has never had a period.
"Oh no, my penis is in the way, I have to move it through my pants"
is totally the same as
"Oh no, there is blood pouring out of my vagina, my body is holding water, my hormones are raging, i want to cry but i also want to have sex at the same time but i couldn’t possibly feel more disgusting on account of said blood coming out of me (not to mention the societal messages of how my period is yukky), i’m craving ALL THE SNACKS, none of my clothes fit, my boobs hurt when i walk too quickly, and holy lord, based on the amount of pain i’m in, i think my uterus might actually be trying to scratch its way out of my body."
So the plot is: They have sex, she wants to smooch, he wants to flog, there’s a bunch of talking about this, they have sex again, she again wants to smooch, he again wants to flog, there’s a bunch more talking about this, and so on for several hundred word-filled pages.