girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

clearly this man has never had a period.

"Oh no, my penis is in the way, I have to move it through my pants"
is totally the same as
"Oh no, there is blood pouring out of my vagina, my body is holding water, my hormones are raging, i want to cry but i also want to have sex at the same time but i couldn’t possibly feel more disgusting on account of said blood coming out of me (not to mention the societal messages of how my period is yukky), i’m craving ALL THE SNACKS, none of my clothes fit, my boobs hurt when i walk too quickly, and holy lord, based on the amount of pain i’m in, i think my uterus might actually be trying to scratch its way out of my body."








Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.


I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

c’mon the artist could have dEFINITELY shown us the butt window too, like at the same time as a the chest window. like you just have to twist him in a way that shows us the butt but also turn the chest around a little so we see that too? superman is a tough guy im sure he can handle breaking his spine to show off all those important windows

So the plot is: They have sex, she wants to smooch, he wants to flog, there’s a bunch of talking about this, they have sex again, she again wants to smooch, he again wants to flog, there’s a bunch more talking about this, and so on for several hundred word-filled pages.
Dave Barry describing the 50 Shades of Grey plot (full piece, which is hilarious, here)